Lawyer Worries Goat and Tiger’s Romance Could Turn Kids Gay

A story from the “People Need To Calm Down File”: a Russian prosecutor is “investigating whether media coverage of the unlikely friendship between a male goat and a male tiger could spark interest among children in ‘non-traditional sexual relations,'” according to Time magazine. Last November, Amur the tiger and Timur the goat were introduced at a wildlife park near Vladivostok. The goat was supposed to be a meal for the tiger but instead the pair became friends and their unconventional relationship went viral. Now, Alexei Krestyanov, a lawyer with seemingly nothing else to do, claims the relationship could be harmful to children. “I think the positive coverage of this topic is nothing less than interference in the personal lives of minors, which is what hidden propaganda is, and public, active imposition of homosexuality,” Krestyanov wrote on Facebook. Sigh. Unfortunately, Timur and Amur are currently undergoing a trial separation after they attacked one another. Here’s hoping these two crazy kids can work it out!