One Million Moms Fear Dressing… or is that UNdressing

“Let’s Get Zesty” Ad

One Million Moms is all a twitter of the above ad featured in People magazine.  Fanning themselves and swooning, they posted the following:

“Last week’s issue of People Magazine had the most disgusting ad on the inside front cover that we have ever seen Kraft produce. A full 2-page ad features a n*ked man lying on a picnic blanket with only a small portion of the blanket barely covering his g*nitals. It is easy to see what the ad is really selling. A person has to look closely to see the item the company is marketing because the salad dressing bottle is so small next to the male model, picnic basket and other food items.”

Bring me my smelling salts!  It is true the man is nearly n*aked (and frankly, if I looked like him I would never wear clothes) and the salad dressing IS pretty small, but hey moms, size doesn’t matter, right?  At least that’s what One Million Husbands say.

It’s true, there has always been a lot of flesh in advertising… like this:

Michelangelo pushes the 14th century homosexual agenda.

Come on, OMM!  Let’s get the boycott of the Sistine Chapel started!

I do truly feel sorry for the 1.5 Million Children raised by these idiots….